A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.
An ugly woman is passing and remarks “If you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady …”
He replies “If you were any sort of lady, the hat would lift itself!”
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I…
‘If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.’…