A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: “I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here.
Put up your hand if you are the laziest.”
24 men raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other man “why didn’t you raise your hand?”
The man replied: “Too much trouble raising the hand, Sarge.”
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