A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, ‘Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?’
Her husband replies, ‘Why not?
I stuck with you through the other six shades.’
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I…
‘If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.’…