Guy goes every day to the same diner

Guy goes every day to the same diner, looks over the menu, and always orders the same thing: ham and eggs.
Every day, the same thing: ham and eggs.
Waitress decides to play a trick on him and scratches it from the menu.
He comes in, she says, “You know that thing you like so much? I scratched it.”
“Well, wash off your hand and get me some ham and eggs.”

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