Life

A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing

A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. An ugly woman…

Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks

Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "of…

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in…

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar… FREE BEER!…

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest…

2 girls meet:

2 girls meet: "Me & my husband are no longer together..." "Why?" "Well, could you live with a person who…

Murphy’s Laws of Computing

Murphy's Laws of Computing 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you…

The teacher wrote on the blackboard:

The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I…

A dick has a sad life.

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's…