Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” says his mom, “of course not.”
Little Johnny runs back outside yelling to his friends,
“It’s okay, we can play that game again!”
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I…
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