‘If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem.
If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.’
John Paul Getty A woman rings her insurance company.
‘Our house burnt down and I want £100,000,’ she says.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I…
An Indian soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy?…