A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to…
Two guys were out fishing on the lake when a hearse and funeral procession passed the boat on a nearby…
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My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a…
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A man is talking to the family doctor, "Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here’s…
A man is talking to the family doctor, "Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here’s…
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, "Why do you…
One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch…