From life

When did you return from job a little

When you take kids for a walk:

When you lie on your CV

Anyone still shut off lights when

Morning is fine, if it starts little later

When you hit neutral while

Don’t be sad, you are not alone!

Last defence of woman in each situation

Me: We will buy a dog for watching our house

When you go to the pub in friday

When you are afraid, that you hit a dog

Second sock is still missing

If you are in the best and you get

Dog is opposite of a woman

Girls after finding out their bestfriend is a lesbian:

Life

When you are hurry to job

Group travel plans be like…

The life of the worm

Meal give you energy

When alarm clock is set to 6 am

You didn’t be at home, so I hided

When missing money penis looks

Children, when you speak on them

Nobody’s home!

When you make new friends and

If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed

I have started coloring to manage my stress

You touched it last

How she looked online