Get

Them: If you are going to get a tattoo

What kind of plant is this

Me, when I finally get into water

Me: I will get a dog to watch the house

Got a dog to guard the house but then…

When you buy 2 Kg of grapes, you get free

I got a therapy dog and this

When you lie on your CV

I sent him a picture of my vagina

If you are in the best and you get

Chuck Norris really can get chicken

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.