Mommy

Little Johnny asks

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks,…

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use…

Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks

Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "of…

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies…