Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands…
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale…
Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is…
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale…
"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how…
The teacher was asking the end of the day question that she asks every Friday. If the student got it…
The teacher was asking the end of the day question that she asks every Friday. If the student got it…
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use…
Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic." Father: "Why?" Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said…
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I…
On their 25th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Joseph was asked to give his friends a brief…
A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to…
The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she thought it would be a good idea…
Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my…