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There was this man who walked into a bar

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender…

The man approached the very beautiful woman

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here…

My skydiving instructor would always

My skydiving instructor would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions. One guy asked, "If…

An artist asked the gallery owne

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.…

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found,…

Sixty is the worst age to be

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most…