2 girls meet:
“Me & my husband are no longer together…”
“Why?”
“Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?”
“No, of course I couldn’t!”
“Well he couldn’t either!”
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I…
‘If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.’…