A police officer sees a man driving

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over…

An old man in Mississippi was sitting

An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid…

Chuck Norris really can get chicken

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer…

Blonde walks into a doctors office and says:

Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: "Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch!…