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Two friends run into each other

Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs. One suggests lunch. The other says, "They won't let us…

A police officer sees a man

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over…

A man takes the day off work and decides

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when…

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his…

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You…

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You…

A police officer sees a man driving around

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over…

A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20…

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well…

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and…