An Indian soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says “Are you crazy?
You just join the Indian army, and you already want a 3-day pass?
You must do something spectacular for that recognition!”
So the soldier comes back a day later in a Pakistani tank!
The CO was so impressed, he asked “How did you do it?”
“Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the Border.
As I saw a Pakistani tank. I put my white flag up, the Pakistani tank put his white flag up.
I said to the Pakistani soldier, “Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!”