Jokes

Jack and his wife lived in Arizona

Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot. He woke up one day when they…

Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown

Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country…

A wife and her husband were sleeping

A wife and her husband were sleeping, in the middle of the night, the husband farted. Next morning the guy…

A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary

A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, ‘Darling, will you still love me when…

A little boy says

A little boy says, ‘Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until…

The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier

The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, "I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning." "Thank you very much,…

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has…

A man comes home to find his wife

A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. "Where are you going?" demands the…

Three women are about to be executed for crimes

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two…

There was this man who walked into a bar

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender…