Jokes

I went to the store

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I…

If you owe the bank $100

‘If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.’…

An Indian soldier who just enlisted asked

An Indian soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy?…

An elderly black man goes to see his doctor

An elderly black man goes to see his doctor for help with his sexual performance issues. The doctor explains that…

A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench

A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's…

Two boys were talking and the one

Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, "There is a easy way to get what you…

A man was reading the newspaper

A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is…

Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States

Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear…

A man was shaving in the bathroom

A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden bubba, the boy he payed to mow his…

A Navy man walks into a bar

A Navy man walks into a bar, gives the bartender a conspiratorial wink and says, "Quick, pour me a drink,…