Jokes

“Honey,” said this husband to his wife

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house…

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.…

A woman didn’t come home one night

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at…

A man is talking to the family doctor

A man is talking to the family doctor, "Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here’s…

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use…

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his…

A dick has a sad life

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's…

An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk

An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk in the town square one morning. He had to get back to…

A man is talking to the family doctor

A man is talking to the family doctor, "Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here’s…

Two hunters are out in the woods

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his…