Jokes

On his Birthday, a man named Peter was really upset because none

On his Birthday, a man named Peter was really upset because none of his family members or near and dear…

A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face.

A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, "Why do you…

Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.

Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that…

A Male patient just recovered successfully from a

A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his…

A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing

A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. An ugly woman…

One morning while his wife was making breakfast

One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch…

Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks

Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "of…

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in…

Boy: “I got an F in arithmetic.”

Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic." Father: "Why?" Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said…

Two hunters are out in the woods

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his…