Son: “Daddy; why some of your hairs have turned white?”
Father: “Every lie told by you makes one of my hairs white.”
Son: “Oh now I understood why all grandfathers’ hairs are white.”
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I…
‘If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.’…