Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands…
A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4…
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks,…
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a…
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man…
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale…
Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is…
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks,…
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale…
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You…
A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it. He has no…
"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how…
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of…
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy?…
The teacher was asking the end of the day question that she asks every Friday. If the student got it…
The teacher was asking the end of the day question that she asks every Friday. If the student got it…
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain…
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use…