An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk in the town square one morning. He had to get back to…
A man is talking to the family doctor, "Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here’s…
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, "Why do you…
Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "of…
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in…
Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic." Father: "Why?" Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said…
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar… FREE BEER!…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions...…
Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here…
Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven. God greets…
The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she thought it would be a good idea…
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale!…