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A woman didn’t come home one night

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at…

“Honey,” said this husband to his wife

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house…

A woman didn’t come home one night

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at…

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his…

Two hunters are out in the woods

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his…

Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks

Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "of…

A dick has a sad life.

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's…

There was this man who walked into a bar

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender…

On their 25th wedding anniversary

On their 25th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Joseph was asked to give his friends a brief…