A dick has a sad life.
His hair’s a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor’s an asshole, his bestfriend’s a pussy, and his owner beats him.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I…
‘If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.’…