Life

A man was shaving in the bathroom

A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden bubba, the boy he payed to mow his…

Zorba – The largest dog ever

The largest dog ever recorded was an English Mastiff named Zorba. He weighed 343 pounds (155.67 kg) and measured 8…

A dick has a sad life

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's…

A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face.

A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, "Why do you…

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest…

Married men live longer than single men

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

A dick has a sad life.

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's…

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where…

My skydiving instructor would always

My skydiving instructor would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions. One guy asked, "If…