Little Johnny

Little Johnny asks

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks,…

Little Johnny was only six years old

Little Johnny was only six years old when he tried to feel his sister's friend's pussy. She slapped him and…

Little Johnny was doing his math homework

Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is…

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his…

If you had a dollar

"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how…

The teacher was asking the end of the day question

The teacher was asking the end of the day question that she asks every Friday. If the student got it…

The teacher was asking the end of the day question

The teacher was asking the end of the day question that she asks every Friday. If the student got it…

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use…

Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks

Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "of…

A teacher said to her class

A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to…

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and…