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A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench

A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's…

The Morning Glory cloud

The Morning Glory cloud is a unique meteorological phenomenon that occurs in the Gulf of Carpentaria on the northern coast…

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the…

A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital

A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it. He has no…

A woman didn’t come home one night

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at…

A woman didn’t come home one night

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at…

An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk

An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk in the town square one morning. He had to get back to…

One morning while his wife was making breakfast

One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch…

A young couple were married, and celebrated

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all…

A wife and her husband were sleeping

A wife and her husband were sleeping, in the middle of the night, the husband farted. Next morning the guy…

The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier

The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, "I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning." "Thank you very much,…

An old man in Mississippi was sitting

An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid…

Sixty is the worst age to be

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most…