Mother

Little Johnny asks

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks,…

Little Johnny was doing his math homework

Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is…

A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house

A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks,…

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his…

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies…

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where…