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There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain…
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One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch…
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And…
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Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven. God greets…
One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your…