A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.…
Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic." Father: "Why?" Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said…
A wife and her husband were sleeping, in the middle of the night, the husband farted. Next morning the guy…
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