Wife

A man was reading the newspaper

A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is…

A man was shaving in the bathroom

A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden bubba, the boy he payed to mow his…

Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake

Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single…

The CIA has three candidates

The CIA has three candidates, two men and a woman, for one assassin position. On the final day of testing,…

Mr. Smith’s wife has been in a coma

Mr. Smith's wife has been in a coma for four months. The nurses have come to realise that she moves…

A man and his wife were traveling down

A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind…

A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary

A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne. A…

My wife and I have the secret

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a…

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.…

A woman didn’t come home one night

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at…

A man is talking to the family doctor

A man is talking to the family doctor, "Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here’s…

One morning while his wife was making breakfast

One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch…