A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, “Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a baseball player who’s a total dope!
I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives.”
His wife said, ‘Thank you.’
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I…
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