Jokes

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies…

I can remember where I got married

I can remember where I got married. I can remember when I got married. I just can’t remember why.

A young couple were married, and celebrated

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all…

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar… FREE BEER!…

A man is in bed with his wife when

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and…

A police officer sees a man driving around

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over…

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest…

Married men live longer than single men

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping…

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions...…