Jokes

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his…

The crusty old managing partner finally passed away

The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. "I'm…

It’s 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date

It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites…

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the…

We are already 2 years together with my girlfriend

We are already 2 years together with my girlfriend and decided to get married. My parents helped as much as…

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in…

An older couple, who were both widowed

An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on…

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You…

Typical macho man married typical good-looking

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home…

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You…