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Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well…
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A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to…
"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how…
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of…
Two guys were out fishing on the lake when a hearse and funeral procession passed the boat on a nearby…
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to…
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