Jokes

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy?…

The teacher was asking the end of the day question

The teacher was asking the end of the day question that she asks every Friday. If the student got it…

The teacher was asking the end of the day question

The teacher was asking the end of the day question that she asks every Friday. If the student got it…

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain…

Guy goes every day to the same diner

Guy goes every day to the same diner, looks over the menu, and always orders the same thing: ham and…

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile,

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in…

A woman didn’t come home one night

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at…

My wife and I have the secret

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a…

The children were lined up in the cafeteria

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the…

A little boy wanted $100 badly

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a…