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A man was shaving in the bathroom

A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden bubba, the boy he payed to mow his…

A dick has a sad life

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's…

A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing

A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. An ugly woman…

A dick has a sad life.

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's…

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well…