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Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40 years, sits at his bedside. "Jack, I've got to confess…
Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his…
"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how…
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use…
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in…
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A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest…