‘If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.’…
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single…
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single…
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy?…
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You…
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home…
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a…
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.…
Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that…
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy…