Jokes

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite…

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and…

2 girls meet:

2 girls meet: "Me & my husband are no longer together..." "Why?" "Well, could you live with a person who…

A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity:

A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring…

Murphy’s Laws of Computing

Murphy's Laws of Computing 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you…

A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags

A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. "Where are you going?" demands the…

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a…

The teacher wrote on the blackboard:

The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I…

A dick has a sad life.

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's…

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where…