Jokes

Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class:

Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands…

As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station

As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, “All right! All you dummies…

Two friends run into each other

Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs. One suggests lunch. The other says, "They won't let us…

Two brooms are getting married

Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom, "I think I'm going…

When NASA first started sending

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To…

An Italian guy is out picking

An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma. While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one…

A woman went to her doctor’s office

A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4…

A police officer sees a man

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over…

Little Johnny asks

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks,…

A blonde stormed up to the front desk

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a…