Jokes

A little girl was talking to her teacher

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale…

Little Johnny was only six years old

Little Johnny was only six years old when he tried to feel his sister's friend's pussy. She slapped him and…

Little Johnny was doing his math homework

Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is…

Mr. Smith’s wife has been in a coma

Mr. Smith's wife has been in a coma for four months. The nurses have come to realise that she moves…

A nice respectable lady with a savory smell

A nice respectable lady with a savory smell of perfume got on the bus and took a seat beside me.…

Two croupiers are sitting bored

Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO. Suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters and bets…

A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house

A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks,…

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale…

A man and his wife were traveling down

A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind…

A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary

A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne. A…