A wife and her husband were sleeping, in the middle of the night, the husband farted.
Next morning the guy told his wife: “Last night I dreamed that I’ve bought a Mercedes!”
His wife said: “That is right and you tootled for me.”
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I…
‘If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.’…