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A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing

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Bathing · Beach · Cap · Dick · Gentleman · Hat · Itself · Lady · Lying · Man · Remarks · Reply · Sort · Sun · Sun Bathing · Ugly · Woman

A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over […]

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Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks

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Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” […]

3 years ago

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Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off

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Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie […]

3 years ago

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A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads

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A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs […]

3 years ago

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A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland

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Aircraft · Arive · Cassock · Child · Custom · Distinguish · Father · Favor · Gadget · Lady · Life · Officer · Plane · Problem · Remover · Sash · Strange · Switzerland · Women

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated […]

3 years ago

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2 girls meet:

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Always · Cusses · Divorce · Drink · Girl · Girls · Husband · Job · Live · Meet · Meeting · Person · Smoke weed · Smooking · Together · Weed · Women · Work

2 girls meet: “Me & my husband are no longer together…” “Why?” “Well, could you […]

4 years ago

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Murphy’s Laws of Computing

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Blame · Compute · Computer · Computing · First · First place · Happen · Human · Invarianbly · Malfunction · Mean · Murphy's Laws · Natural · Number · Obsolete · Program · Solution · System · Upgrade

Murphy’s Laws of Computing 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it […]

4 years ago

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The teacher wrote on the blackboard:

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Blackboard · Boyfriend · Class · Correct · Fun · Months · Raised · Replied · Sentence · Teacher · Write · Yourself

The teacher wrote on the blackboard: “I ain’t had no fun in months.” Then asked […]

4 years ago

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A dick has a sad life.

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Asshole · Beats · Best · Best Friend · Dick · Family · Friend · Hair · Life · Mess · Neighbor · Nuts · Owner · Pussy · Sad life

A dick has a sad life. His hair’s a mess, his family is nuts, his […]

4 years ago

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