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Army

A Navy man walks into a bar

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Bar · Bartender · Conspiratorial · Drink · Figure · First · Gives · Glass · Grins · Gulp · Into · Looks · Man · Minutes · Money · Navy · Sailor · Several · Slams · Start · Starts · Talking · Trouble · Wink

A Navy man walks into a bar, gives the bartender a conspiratorial wink and says, […]

12 months ago

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Life

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink

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Against · Ask · Bar · Bartender · Beethoven · Box · Chopin · Classical music · Crazy · Door · Drink · Drinks · Duck · Everyone · Finish · Foot · Free · Free drinks · Genie · Give · Hearing · Man · Manage · Minute · Night · Offer · Open · Order · Pianist · Piano · Secure · Shuts · Small · Something · Spectacular · Starts · Tall · Thousand · True

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man […]

1 year ago

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I stopped drink. Yesterday

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Animal · Bought · Buy · Calf · Cow · Dalmation · Dog · Drink · Drunk · Hangover · Pet · Pure · Stop · Stopped · Yesterday

2 years ago

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This is reason, why size of trunk is in liters…

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Bear · Big · Car · Drink · Liters · Reason · Size · This · Trunk · Trunk Size · Vehicle · Why

2 years ago

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My priest after hearing my confession

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After · Bottles of wine · Confession · Drink · Hear · Hearing · My · Parson · Priest · Sin · Vicar · Wine

2 years ago

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When I die, I want to be cremated

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Bottled · Buried · Cremated · Die · Drink · Funeral · Senior · Seniors · Talking · When · Wine · Women

3 years ago

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If you drank 130 bottles of wine

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Amount · Bird · Birdhouse · Birds · Bottle · Bottles · Bottles of wine · Build · Can · Cork · Drink · Help · Plug · Plugs · Save · Wine

3 years ago

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Life

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads

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Alligator · Ask · Bar · Bartender · Beer · Body · Conditions · Drink · Face · Free · Free Beer · Frightening · Gallon · Love · Most · New guy · Orgasm · Pepper Tequila · Person · Read · Reply · Ripped · Shirt · Sign · Silence · Tears · Tequila · Test · Time · Tooth · Walk · Woman

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs […]

3 years ago

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Life

2 girls meet:

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Always · Cusses · Divorce · Drink · Girl · Girls · Husband · Job · Live · Meet · Meeting · Person · Smoke weed · Smooking · Together · Weed · Women · Work

2 girls meet: “Me & my husband are no longer together…” “Why?” “Well, could you […]

3 years ago

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Vodka is a time machine

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Absolut · Absolut vodka · Alcohol · Bottle · Drink · Machine · Time · Time machine · Tomorrow · Vodka · Wake · Waking

3 years ago

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I’m never gonna drink again

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Again · Alcohol · Days · Drink · Hangover · Joy · Later · Man · Me · Party · Two days · Wine

3 years ago

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Blonde

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool.

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Bar · Barstool · Black · Blind · Blind man · Blonde · Blonde joke · Bouncer · Drink · Husky · Karate · Mister · Order · Pound · Quiet · Sitting · Times · Voice · Way · Woman

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering […]

3 years ago

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Old people

One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes

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Ass · Asshole · Beer · Cigarette · Cigarettes · Cookie · Cookies · Drink · Enough · Grandpa · Old · Reach · Reply · Smoke · Smoking · Yourself

One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, “Grandpa, can […]

3 years ago

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