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“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”
“What? Are you crazy?
The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
“I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”
“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”

“Honey,” said this husband to his wife

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New Leonardo da Vinci

I don’t understand why my friends ask me

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My skydiving instructor would always

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight

Anything you say can be used against you

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink

A crowded city at a busy bus stop

If I win the lottery I probably

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When you make new friends and

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“Honey,” said this husband to his wife

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