An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The […]
The teacher was asking the end of the day question that she asks every Friday. […]
The teacher was asking the end of the day question that she asks every Friday. […]
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a […]
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all […]
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that […]
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a […]
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? […]
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have […]
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that […]
A man is talking to the family doctor, “Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf.” […]
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of […]
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem […]
A dick has a sad life. His hair’s a mess, his family is nuts, his […]
An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk in the town square one morning. He […]
A man is talking to the family doctor, “Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf.” […]
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem […]
On his Birthday, a man named Peter was really upset because none of his family […]
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best […]
Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he […]
One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and […]
Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” […]
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie […]
Boy: “I got an F in arithmetic.” Father: “Why?” Boy: “The teacher asked ‘How much […]
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem […]
