A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, “Look at […]
Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom […]
Mr. Smith’s wife has been in a coma for four months. The nurses have come […]
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. […]
A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights […]
It’s 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue’s father […]
We are already 2 years together with my girlfriend and decided to get married. My […]
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for […]
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the […]
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into […]
Two guys were out fishing on the lake when a hearse and funeral procession passed […]
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that […]
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a […]
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? […]
A man is talking to the family doctor, “Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf.” […]
A man is talking to the family doctor, “Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf.” […]
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best […]
One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and […]
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks […]
I can remember where I got married. I can remember when I got married. I […]
A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, […]
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the […]
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.
2 girls meet: “Me & my husband are no longer together…” “Why?” “Well, could you […]
A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking […]
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where […]
Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot. He woke […]
A wife and her husband were sleeping, in the middle of the night, the husband […]
